fashion...really?

It's time for some fashion sarcasm.

...oh c'mon...it'll be fun...

(insert the sound of profuse sighs and rolling eyes)

...just amuse me, okay...sometimes I think I'm funny. So here we go...

Thankyou Balenciaga for answering the burning question, what does a
flamenco dancer and a Catholic nun have in common.

This is what you get when you stay up too late eating Kung Pao Chicken and 

watching the Matrix marathon on cable. (Designer Gareth Pugh)

The collaboration between Oshkosh and the San Diego Zoo seemed like a 

good idea at the time. (Designer Jeremy Scott)

Oh the things you can do with a garbage bag and a dorsel fin. (Designer Rick Owens)

Margot was disappointed to find out that the Don Quixote festival had been cancelled due to a windmill shortage. (Fashion Fringe)