the art of layering...by johnny depp

What was it that Coco Chanel said about accessories...?

...obviously someone didn't get the memo. That, or he's living out of his car now.

dark shadows premier...sucking the life out of fashion

I think the only thing missing here is Cher leading an audience sing-a-long to "Gypsy's Tramps and Thieves." 

If J.D. had a signature fragrance, the description would go something like this...

"This musty aromatic scent opens with a smoky note of stale cigarette. A warm note emanates from the mid tones, thanks to greasy hair paired with a pungent hint of mothballs. In the trail, woody waves of second hand clothing twine with delicate notes of Captain Morgan and a dry down of weed." 

Stick that in a bottle and try to sell it...Miss Bea

Styled for Johnny Depp by Miss Bea Heyvin

dear johnny depp

Cannes 2011

Okay...we get it already. You're just too cool to care about your clothes. You're an artist, right? And it's all about being mysterious and a bit quirky...make it look like you're above the hollywood hoopla. Whatever dude. You've become predictable and blase. So do yourself a favor, hire a freekin' stylist already!

Styled for Johnny Depp by Miss Bea Heyvin