19 November 2009

dear martina mcbride

You know...sometimes...within the creative process, it's not so much an issue of coming up with an idea, as it is about when to stop. I actually think I would love this dress if the designer had quit while they were ahead. But then this is what you get when your designer is slugging down a bottle of Jim Beam and watching reruns of Wonder Woman.

Anyhoo...Martina, sweetie...you're such a gorgeous thing. Do yourself a favor and hire a stylist next time. Cause buying a gown from "Cousin Sissy's House 'o Fancy Frocks n' Stuff" isn't workin' out.

It's independence day, Miss Bea.

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