Could someone remind me again why the Kardashian's are celebrities? I can't quite figure it out. They don't really..."do"...anything, right? I mean, maybe I missed something. Well...let me just go through my celebrity checklist...
Film or television actor? mmm...no.
Child of film or television actor? huh-uh.
Married to a film or television actor? nah.
Fashion model? nope.
Child of fashion model? no.
Professional athlete? Bruce yes. The rest of them, hardly.
Successful musician? nope.
Married to a successful musician? huh-uh.
Have enriched society in some philanthropic way? I can actually hear my brain cells screaming after viewing even a couple minutes of Keeping Up With The Kardashian's...so that would be a firm oh heck no.
Which leads me to this...
...it's kind of like a garbage bag mated with a yoga-tard. I can't believe Kanye let her leave the house like that. But then again, maybe he was busy practicing the phrase, "Imma let you finish", in the event that he was going to have to interrupt Taylor Swift again.
Anyway...if it were me, I would have styled her in this little number from designer Georges Chakra. Imma go now...Miss Bea
Film or television actor? mmm...no.
Child of film or television actor? huh-uh.
Married to a film or television actor? nah.
Fashion model? nope.
Child of fashion model? no.
Professional athlete? Bruce yes. The rest of them, hardly.
Successful musician? nope.
Married to a successful musician? huh-uh.
Have enriched society in some philanthropic way? I can actually hear my brain cells screaming after viewing even a couple minutes of Keeping Up With The Kardashian's...so that would be a firm oh heck no.
Which leads me to this...
...it's kind of like a garbage bag mated with a yoga-tard. I can't believe Kanye let her leave the house like that. But then again, maybe he was busy practicing the phrase, "Imma let you finish", in the event that he was going to have to interrupt Taylor Swift again.
Anyway...if it were me, I would have styled her in this little number from designer Georges Chakra. Imma go now...Miss Bea
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