miss bea heyvin's 2013 golden globe fashion awards

Well, I had planned to get all serious about this year's GG red carpet fashion, but then I thought...

...nah...

...so my lovelies, here it is...what you've all been waiting for...okay, so just a couple of you have been waiting for...

Miss Bea Heyvin's 2013 Golden Globe Fashion Awards!!! (insert the sound of unenthusiastic applause here)

So, first up..."Most Likely To Borrow From The Downton Wardrobe Closet Next Time"...

Michelle Dockery

For "Best Impersonation Of An Orca"...

Julianne Moore

For "Best Rerun Of A Red Carpet Look That We're All Sick To Death Of"...

...it's a tie...

Halle Barry

Jennifer Lopez

For "Best Impersonation Of An Upholstered Chair"...

Lucy Liu

...and you thought I was joking...

For "Most Likely To Cover The February Issue Of Kibbles & Bits Magazine"...

Eva Longoria

For "Best Impersonation Of A Musical Instrument"...

Nicole Kidman

For "Most Likely To Have Been Styled By A Superhero"...

Jennifer Lawrence

And finally, "Best PSA for The Blind Actors Guild"...aka BAG people.

Helena Bonham Carter and Tim Burton

Can hardly wait for the Academy Awards...(she said fiendishly) Miss Bea

attention deficit disorder at the Golden Globes

For whatever reason, I got the biggest giggle out of this. It's a bit obscure, but I thought I would include it in my coverage of the Golden Globes red carpet. Maybe you'll find it as amusing as I did, and maybe not. I'd love to know what you think! So, as I was reviewing pictures of the celebrities on the GG-RR, there were two women who caught my eye. It reminded me again that sometimes the main attraction isn't the real entertainment.


Enjoy! Miss Bea.