Well, I had planned to get all serious about this year's GG red carpet fashion, but then I thought...
...nah...
...so my lovelies, here it is...what you've all been waiting for...okay, so just a couple of you have been waiting for...
Miss Bea Heyvin's 2013 Golden Globe Fashion Awards!!! (insert the sound of unenthusiastic applause here)
So, first up..."Most Likely To Borrow From The Downton Wardrobe Closet Next Time"...
For "Best Impersonation Of An Orca"...
For "Best Rerun Of A Red Carpet Look That We're All Sick To Death Of"...
...it's a tie...
For "Best Impersonation Of An Upholstered Chair"...
...and you thought I was joking...
For "Most Likely To Cover The February Issue Of Kibbles & Bits Magazine"...
For "Best Impersonation Of A Musical Instrument"...
For "Most Likely To Have Been Styled By A Superhero"...
And finally, "Best PSA for The Blind Actors Guild"...aka BAG people.
Can hardly wait for the Academy Awards...(she said fiendishly) Miss Bea
...nah...
...so my lovelies, here it is...what you've all been waiting for...okay, so just a couple of you have been waiting for...
Miss Bea Heyvin's 2013 Golden Globe Fashion Awards!!! (insert the sound of unenthusiastic applause here)
So, first up..."Most Likely To Borrow From The Downton Wardrobe Closet Next Time"...
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| Michelle Dockery |
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| Julianne Moore |
...it's a tie...
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| Halle Barry |
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| Jennifer Lopez |
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| Lucy Liu |
...and you thought I was joking...
For "Most Likely To Cover The February Issue Of Kibbles & Bits Magazine"...
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| Eva Longoria |
For "Best Impersonation Of A Musical Instrument"...
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| Nicole Kidman |
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| Jennifer Lawrence |
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| Helena Bonham Carter and Tim Burton |












































