No, this is not Sister Wives #5.
There's a part of me that wants to applaud her for going out in public...without a care in the world as to what she looks like. But then there's another part of me that thinks her noodles are way past al dente...you know...all foam and no beer type of thing.
Katie...sweetie...you're a celebrity. Now pay attention for just a second, I have three quick suggestions for you.
1) This is a hair clip. It's used to hold your hair in place when you don't have time to run a brush through it. Alot of people just carry one of these in their purse or handbag. It can also be used as a form of birth control...I'll let you figure that one out.
2) This is a hat. It goes on your head and covers your hair. These are widely used by many people, especially celebrities, if their hair is a bit wonky or they just want to go out and about incognito.
3) These are sunglasses. They are very helpful to camouflage your eyes if you dash out the door without a stitch of mascara on.
There...I feel better and I hope you do too. Miss Bea
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